December 2011
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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Missing E: Hey Tumblr, we're gonna make your god-awful website layout usable
Tumblr: Hey everybody, Missing E has herpes
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If I’m not dead yet it’s because I don’t want my mum to lose anybody else…
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Propósitos de año nuevo
- Superar la depresión y ser feliz. - Olvidarme de la gente que no vale la pena tener en mi vida y/o que me hicieron daño - No dar terceras oportunidades - Ser más sociable - Dejar de ser “mala” (como me propuse el año pasado como prueba) y ser buena como antes, pero no tonta. - Dejar de creer en las promesas y en la gente -ser más desconfiada- - No tener expectativas ni esperar nada...
Why do I have to dream of you when I don’t want to dream a lie? Why do I have to dream of you when I don’t want to dream a lie? There never was a better time For trying to set the words to rhyme Of when a golden love turns blue And dreams of dreams that won’t come true Every night I call your name We’re still together just the same Alone I celebrate my fate A lonely...
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Meeting my favorite celebrity
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait, what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT